It's now December so you know what that means, its time for Christmas horror movies. We're kicking off this year's Christmas Horror Movie Spectacular with the overly-woke feminist manifesto that is the 2019 "Black Christmas". A remake that is not even a remake at all but just a sorry and lame attempt to cash in on the "Black Christmas" name, featuring an overly in your face, hit you over the head repeatedly feminist message, black inky goo, annoying characters and horrible plot hole filled writing. This is one Christmas present that we want to return.