It’s Prom season again, so that means we’re dressing to the nines, renting a limo and saving the last dance for “Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night 2”. This 1987 sequel about the revenge seeking killer spirit of a dead Prom Queen is one part “Carrie” one part “Nightmare on Elm Street” with a pinch of “The Exorcist”. This surprisingly fun film features awesome special effects, great kills, mundane items that explode, and the world’s worst school principal. A whoop bop a lou bop, a whoop bam boom!
Ep.162: Bunni
This week we’re going back to our roots with the indie-licious “Bunni”. This ultra indie slasher from 2013 is a crazy mixed bag of a movie. It features all the usual suspects of a terrible movie: bad writing, horrible acting, one dimensional characters, and a shoe string budget. However, it also has some really good things going for it too. “Bunni” has some really good kills, a unique killer, solid practical effects and a smoking hot leading lady. In the end this movie left us teetering like a see-saw between its terribleness and its moments of sheer greatness and when the dust settled this film left us feeling split.
Ep.161: Bunny the Killer Thing
Happy Easter, Moongoons and nothing says Easter like a giant man-rabbit mutant hybrid that rapes and kills everyone he sees. You read that right. This week’s movie “Bunny the Killer Thing” comes to us all the way from the great white north of Finland and is one of the craziest and most offensive yet incredibly fun movies we’ve ever seen. This indie movie or “Findie” features unique and awesome kills, great gore and practical effects, dark humor, and just pure absurdity. So you better hare-y up and catch this episode before it hops away.
Ep. 160 Head
Puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets everywhere! That’s right, this week’s listener suggested movie is the all puppet horror movie “Head”. This is certainly the most unique movie we’ve ever done on the show. However, once the novelty wears off what we’re left with is an underwhelming move filled with untapped potential and missed opportunity.
Ep. 159 See No Evil 2
It’s Wrestlemania time once again and the Big Red Monster is back for a rematch. This week we’re choke slamming the Devil’s Favorite Demon back to hell as we take on “See No Evil 2” in a no holds barred, last man standing bloody beat down. This 2014 slasher stars WWE Superstar Kane and horror icon Danielle Harris and features the world’s emptiest hospital, horrible irresponsible medical practices, and incredibly disappointing kills.
Ep.158 Amok Train
All aboard Moon Goons and get ready for one hell of a ride. This week we’re taking a ride on the “Amok Train”. This late 80’s horror movie is a crazy off the rails movie watching experience. This insane movie features rock clacking occultists, decapitations, and a magical mystery possessed train. It also has surprisingly good kills and gore effects, however it seems that the actors missed their train to acting school. Do yourself a favor and don’t miss this off the rails episode and remember that Amok just don’t give a fuck.
Bonus: Tournament Update 4, The Epically Awful 8
In this week’s bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Epical Awful 8. Listen in and find out which epically awful movies will move on to fight it out in The Fucked Up Final 4. This will be the last tournament bonus episode, from here on out the results will be revealed during our regular episodes.
Bonus: Tournament Update 3, The Sh*tty 16
The shit is getting real! In this bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Shitty 16. Find out which awful movies claimed victory and will be moving on to The Epically Awful 8.
Ep. 157 Terror at Blood Fart Lake
Skeet, skeet, skeet, looks like rain! Holy flatulent cow Moongoons! This week’s listener suggested movie is nearly beyond words. “Terror at Blood Fart Lake”, has all the usual suspects of a horrible ultra-low budget horror movie. Featuring over the top acting, one dimensional characters that are more like caricatures, shoddy special effects that are amateurish at best, and a nearly nonexistent production value makes this film seem doomed. However, if you dig a little deeper you'll find incredibly committed actors that when paired with some of the most outlandish, creative, and original wiring we’re ever seen in a movie of this quality you have yourself a surprisingly fun and humous movie. Not to mention the unforgettable and show stealing characters Leo DeChampa and Caspian, who have become two of our newest favorite characters ever.
Bonus: Tournament Update 2
In this bonus episode we reveal the results of voting for the Crystal Lake Bracket in our Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness. Listen in as we break down all the matchups and find out which terrible movies were voted into the next round, The Shitty 16!
Ep. 156 Leprechaun Returns
In honor of St. Paddy’s Day we’re going back to the well and doing a leprechaun movie. This year’s offering is “Leprechaun Returns”. We didn’t have high hopes for this SyFy Original movie, but they must have captured some of that Luck of the Irish, because it turned out to be surprisingly good. Featuring good writing, solid acting, great naturally flowing and subtle humor, and awesome kills that we’ve never seen before made this horror movie worth its weight in gold.
Bonus: Tournament Update 1
Hey Moongoons, in this special bonus episode we reveal the results of the round 1 voting for the Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness, Haddonfield bracket. Listen in as we break down the results, offer our thoughts and find out which horrible movies will move on to The Shitty 16.
Ep. 155 Old 37
If you like excessive slow motion and flashbacks then you’re going to love this week’s listener suggested car wreck of a movie, “Old 37”. IF you didn’t know any better you’d swear that “Old 37” was a MTV produced teenaged soap opera loosely disguised as horror movie about two killer paramedics. Even horror icons Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley can’t resuscitate this dead on arrival turd of a movie.
Ep. 154 Island of Blood
This week we’re inviting you to join us on a little island vacation get away as we visit the “Island of Blood”. This little 1982 slasher features all the trademarks of a horrible horror movie, bad writing, stiff acting, possible the worst sex scene ever put on film, and terrible to nonexistent lighting. It also stars a mew-wave punk song that gets more screen time then most of the starring actors, the song starts of catchy but by the end of the movie it will make you want stab yourself in your ears with a screwdriver. However, it’s not all bad though, this movie does have surprisingly good kills and decent gore for a film of its caliber.
Bonus: Bracketology 2018/2019
Hey Moongoons, its that time of year again. Its time for Horrible Horror’s March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode the guys sit down and fill out this year’s bracket and break down each match up. Along the way Marshall and Aaron both make their picks on which movie they think will win it al and be crowned this year’s WOSRT of the WORST Champion! We also announce a new fun contest Challenge.
Ep. 153 Cryptz
Do you like cheap ghetto rip offs of “From Dusk Till Dawn” filled with horrible acting neck snapping and breaking, over the top cursing and an even cheaper Chris Tucker rip off? We then we’ve got the movie for you! This week we delved into the 2002 Full Moon release that is “Cryptz”. This grade A dog turd also features the world’s most fragile voodoo vampires, a ghetto Van Helloing that is also a voodoo expert AND kung-fu master, and the world’s worst stripper.
Ep. 152 Lasso
Yee-hah and giddy up Moongoons! This week we’re taking a trip to the rodeo to take on the fairly new horror movie “Lasso”. This bronco busting ride of good time film features roided out killer rodeo cowboys, a one armed bull riding bad ass, great kills with wonderful practical effects, and a bus full of senior citizen fodder. So, grab the reigns and saddle up, its going to be one hell of a rodeo!
Ep. 151 Iced
Winter is in full effect and with it comes the frightful weather, but that’s no where near as frightful as this week’s movie “iced”. This ski themed slasher from 1988 features bad skiing, even worse acting, visually no gore, and an ex-child star that spends nearly her entire time naked in a tub. Along with a killer wearing a bright blue puffy ski coat and one of the worst and most logic defying endings in all of horror.
Ep. 150 Death House
Here we go Moon-goons, we’re going big for our 150th episode! This week we’re getting sentenced to hell and locked up in the “Death House”. The movie that has been dubbed “The Expendables” of horror features pretty much every name in horror that you can think of, horrible CGI, terrible dialogue, immortal super powered villains that look like they’re from Krypton, and a surprising lack of gore. However, it will leave you confused, angry and very disappointed, so yeah there’s that. In the end when the dust settles will we give “Death House” a pardon or will we give it the death sentence? Here’s a hint its the latter.
Ep. 149 Happy Death Day (solo show)
We watched “Happy Death Day”. We watched “Happy Death Day”. We watched “Happy Death Day”. This week for the first time ever in the history of the Horrible Horror Podcast, Marshall had to go at it solo. Will the episode be good? Probably not, but at least it’s an episode, right?