Ep.275: Why They Talk 2

In this week's "Why They Talk" episode we finally come to the end of this year's Horrible Horror's March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness and crown this year's worst of the worst champion. We talk a bit "Mandalorian" season finale, we discuss just what exactly is a "Deadite" and I guess we also talk about some shitty horror movies i.e. "Beaster Day", "Spring Break Massacre", Midsommer", and "Hereditary"

Ep.274: Why They Talk?

What do Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Chris Rock, porn, gators and show tunes all have in common? They're all in this episode. This week Marshall and Nachos McWerewolf sit down for another round table discussion. In what is now named a "Why they talk?" episode we talk and discuss "Spiral", "X", and "Pearl" as well as engage in a 20 plus minute side rant about Star Wars. Oh yeah we also reveal the results of the HHMMMToA Final F@cked Up 4 and see who will be fighting it out in the championship to be crowned the worst of the worst. 

Ep273: The Prey (1983)

This week we're hiking up a mountain and setting up camp at Northpoint to take on "The Prey". This early 80's slasher is 50% "Friday the 13th", 47% "The Hills Have Eyes", 34% "The Burning" and 68% National Geographic nature documentary. Add all that up and you get 100% pure sh!t. We're also revealing the results of this year's HHMMMToA Epically Awful 8 to see who will play in the Final F#cked Up 4 and announcing the newest inductee into the Horrible Horror Hall of Fame.  

Ep.271: Phantom of the Opera (1989)

A dark yet beautiful and tragic love story for the ages layered in mystery and suspense...oh wait never mind. This is a horrible adaptation that barely resembles the source material. This week we're dawning our finest tuxes and heading out to the opera to take on the 1989 Robert Englund "The Phantom of the Opera" aka The Phantom of Elm Street aka Freddy goes to the Opera.

Ep.269: Horrible Horror Naughty or Nice List

Ho! Ho! Ho!. Well its Christmas time again but this year due to many scheduling conflicts and well just life we're doing something a little different this year. This week we're doing the first ever Horrible Horror Naughty or Nice list. So sit back with your cup of hot coco and join Marshall and some call-ins from old friends to find out who made the list.

Ep.266 The Bates Haunting

This week we're harvesting another haunted house theme park movie in the form of "The Bates Haunting". I couldn't handle this 2012 indie alone and had to call in the big guns for some back up. So hop on the back of the trailer, pull up a hay bale, sit next to your favorite "Jackass" cast-off, turn up the 90's emo butt rock and try to make it through "The Bates Haunting" not to be confused with "Hallow's Eve" which was shot at the exact same haunted house a year later.

Ep.265: Black Pumpkin

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, you SHOULD care, because I'll make you watch this really shitty movie. This week we're carving up the 2018 "Black Pumpkin". This indie slasher features a 10 year old rag wearing killer, an older sister who seems allergic to wearing pants, and a possible future Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. What it doesn't' have is any sense of a cohesive plot, rememberable characters, or a back story that makes sense. But hey, it has one of the most annoying commercial jingles we've ever heard.

Ep.264: Scream Park

It's the most wonderful time of the year, October is finally here again. This year we're kicking off the spooky season with a little movie called "Scream Park". This 2012 indie slasher suffers from an inability to really stand out in any facet. The acting ranges from okay to atrocious, the kills are mostly basic, the effects are simple but passable , the killers are dollar bin rip offs of other killers we've seen before, but it does have an absolutely magnificent set boobs and somehow "features" an all time horror movie icon.

Ep.263: Skinned Deep

Okay, so stop me if you've heard this one before, a Leprechaun, a He-Man villain, and Hulk villain walk into a sh!tty movie. This week we're skinning out teeth on the 2004 indie film "Skinned Deep". Written, directed, and produced by special effects guru Gabriel Bartalos under the Fangoria banner this "movie" is one of the most absurd, weird, and "What the f*@k is happening" movies we've ever seen. Hell, we're still trying to make sense of it and sadly I don't think we ever will.

Ep.262: The Slayer

Well Moongoons, I'm at a lost for words for this week's episode. This week's movie "The Slayer" joins the upper tier of worst movies we've ever covered on this show. This 1982 "slasher" slayed a bit of our souls, I don't think we will ever be the same again after sitting through the awfulness that is this movie. Even now as I sit here writing this I just feel dead inside, but hey enjoy the episode.

Ep.261: Masterpiece Theatre Vol.2

Well good evening there. Come sit by the fire as we regale you with works of literary genius, works so sublime, so masterfully written that they make the works of such literary masters by the likes of Dickens, Chaucer, Kipling, Faulkner, and Hemingway look like mere children's scribbling. Pour yourself a nice glass of the finest brandy or chianti and enjoy the literary renaissance that is Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre.

Ep.260: Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre

Well good evening there. Come sit by the fire as we regale you with works of literary genius, works so sublime, so masterfully written that they make the works of such literary masters by the likes of Dickens, Chaucer, Kipling, Faulkner, and Hemingway look like mere children's scribbling. Pour yourself a nice glass of the finest brandy or chianti and enjoy the literary renaissance that is Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre.

Ep.259: I Know What You Did Last Summer

It's the 4th of July weekend and that means it's time for beer, grilling, fireworks, vehicular manslaughter and meat hooks. This week we're watching the late 90's hit "I Know What You Did Last Summer". This star filled slasher and Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits helped relaunch the horror genre into the modern era. So what are you waiting for, huh! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!

P.S.-We had an audio issue with the second mic, sorry

Ep.258: Slashlorette Party

Its June so that means its wedding season and with that comes bachelorette parties. So put on your bridal sashes, grab your penis straws and call in the strippers, because we're taking on "Slashlorette Party" and joining the party this week is Sydney from the "Spooky Tuesday" Podcast. This indie slasher features a some of the worst written characters, a group of friends that shouldn't be friends, friend of the show Drew Marvick, and a porn star legend. When the blood clears will we be saying "I do" to "Slashlorette Party" or will we leave it at the alter?

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