Ep.257 part 1: Silent Hill Games

Journey into the fog with us for a special two part retrospective on one of the greatest horror franchises of all time, Silent Hill. In part one we break down, discuss, reminisce on the first three games in the franchise. So grab a flashlight, your broken radio and join us in the fog to talk about the grandfather of horror games what what still are some of the scariest games of all time, Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3.

Ep.256: Phantom of the Mall

Murder, car chases, skateboarding, explosions, tits, sex, and Kung-Fu! Just like all the great malls of the 80's this week's movie "Phantom of the Mall" has everything. This 1989 horror movie is an over the top crazy bonkers ride that stars Paulie Shore, Morgan Fairchild, and the most interesting man in the world. So grab some fro-yo because we're going to the point of no return.

Ep.255: Camp Murder

If "Friday the 13th" and "Halloween" had baby but that baby had fetal alcohol syndrome and downs syndrome it would be this week's movie. This shoe string indie is hands down one of the worst movies we've ever seen. Featuring a cast straight out of your grandparent's retirement community making this the oldest cast ever assembled for a horror movie, terrible acting, lame and unimaginative kills, grade school level writing, and an actor that may legitimately be on the spectrum. So join us as we try to survive "Camp Murder".

Ep.254: Prom Night 4: Deliver Us From Evil

It's Prom season again so this week we're closing out the "Prom Night" series by taking on "Prom Night 4: Deliver Us From Evil". I'm not going stag the beautiful Monica from the Spooky Tuesday podcast is my lovely date to this insane dance of ridiculousness. This Canadian sequel features a killer priest who just might have more powers then God himself, massive explosions, a creepy pervy 14 year old voyeur, a closeted lesbian or at the very least bi-curious best friend, and a fire shooting Aspergillum. Oh and stigmata. When the righteous fires settle will this movie find redemption or will it be punished to an eternity of self flagellation in hell?

Ep.253: Night of the Dribbler

Hooisers, Coach Carter, Hoop Dreams, White Men Can't Jump, & Air Bud are some of the all time greatest basketball movies. This week's movie is the 1990 "Night of the Dribbler". If those other movies are the starting line up, then "Night of the Dribbler" isn't' even at the end of the bench it's still sitting in the locker room trying to figure out how to tie its shoes. We may have found one of the worst movies ever made, it fails at being a horror movie and it fails at being a comedy. Hell, it's barely even a movie, it's more like a 90 minute one man demo reel. Not only does "Night of the Dribbler" foul out it should be ejected from the game and banned for life.

Ep.251: Night of the Lepus

Happy Easter Moongoons! Hopping down the sh!ty movie trail this week is "Night of the Lepus". This 1972 horror movie staring Janet Leigh (Jamie Lee Curtis' Mom) and Dr. Leonard "Bones McCoy" from Star Trek are in quite the hare-y predicament when a horde (or fluffle if you will) of giant carnivorous man eating rabbits stampede and rampage through their small Arizona town. Also featuring a man in bunny suit smearing ketchup on people, extreme close ups, exploding stuffed bunny toys, annoying and terrible children, and an ending sequence that is absolutely ridiculous bonkers.

Ep.250: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (watch-a-long)

Holy crap balls, Moongoons we made it to 250 episodes! To celebrate this momentous occasion we're taking a little cruise, a cruise to New York to be more precise. That's right we're doing "Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan". The last of the Paramount Friday the 13th's, this installment says screw the original lore and history of Jason as well as features an eternally wet Jason, geographical impossibilities, street gangs, rapey drug using muggers, cut-a-way kills, magical toxic waste that skin care companies would kill for, the worst and we mean THE WORST cases of over the top killer teleportation, and the most ridiculous, nonsensical, what where they thinking bull crap ending ever imaginable.

Ep.249: Monster Brawl (watch-a-long)

It's Wrestlemania weekend so that means it’s once again time for a wrestling themed horror movie. This week we're lacing up our boots again, squeezing into our wrestling tights, putting on the face paint and squaring off with "Monster Brawl". This Canadian indie film features nearly all of the great classic monsters fighting each other to the death, not one but two WWE Hall of Famers, and really solid kills. But will that be enough to over power the juggernaut that is the absolute lack of a plot or any discernable story. Will "Monster Brawl" stand tall as the new heavy weight champion or will it be left in the center of the ring for the three count?

Ep.248: Frankenhooker

She's alive! She's alive! And she'll love you long time. You don't need money for this date so lay back with your super crack and listen as we piece together the listener suggested "Frankenhooker". This cult-classic features bad over the top acting, super crack, exploding hookers, Cronenberg nightmare creatures and more blue and purple lightning then you can shake a lightning rod at.

Ep.246: Leprechaun: Origins

Top of the morning to ya, Moongoons. This week we're going to need more then the luck of the Irish to help us get through this week's movie. So grab a nice pint of Guinness and a shillelagh and get ready for the 2014 "Leprechaun: Origins", a movie that features a leprechaun that looks more like a grey hairless midget gorilla, gold heat vision, lame kills, terrible characters and some of the most nonsense made up lore ever heard. Sadly there's no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, just a pot of hot steamy crap.

Ep.245: Netflix's Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Hall of Fame/Bracketology

This week we're carving up the new Netflix "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" but that's not all. In this episode we're also inducting two new members into the Horrible Horror Hall of Fame and setting the brackets for this year's Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness. Don't miss out on one of Marshall's most epic rants of all time.

Ep.244: Sista Vampires

We're closing out black history month all sexy like by sinking our fangs into "Sista Vampires". A movie that tries to be a good vampire movie and a soft core porn movie but fails horribly at both. However, it does feature some sexy vampires that seem to have an aversion to clothes and only wear lingerie along with that it has surprisingly fun and awesome special effects. In the end when the sunsets will this movie be worthy of rising from its coffin to live on for eternity or does it deserve a steak in the heart?

Ep.243: Blackenstein

ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE! and it has an afro. Its Black history month so this week we're flipping the switch and bringing to life "Blackenstein". This 1973 blaxploitation horror movie seriously might just be the worst movie we've ever had on the show. "Blackenstein" looks like it was edited and put together with all the subtly and finesse of a rusty meat clever. All the usual and terrible suspects are out in full force in this film, horrid and stiff acting, abysmal writing, lazy kills, poor special effects, and a plot so filled with holes and nonsense that even Dr. Frankenstein himself couldn't stitch it all together. Oh, and I can't forget the man with a tiger leg. Yes, this movie has a man with a tiger leg.

Ep.242: Bride of Chucky

It's Valentine's Day and love is in the air. And there is no greater love than the love between a woman and her psychotic blood thirsty serial murdering doll. This week we're getting all dolled up for our date with the fourth installment in the "Childs Play" franchise "Bride of Chucky". This late 90's slasher features some solid kills, good humor, more explosions than you would expect and a great cast that includes a young Katherine Heigl, the late great John Ritter and the beautiful and talented Jennifer Tilly who really steals the show. So snuggle up with your valentine and get ready for a surprisingly fun ride.

Ep.241: Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf

Hey Moongoons, this week we're taming the listener suggested "Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf". This late 80's werewolf movie is nearly beyond description. I seriously do not know what I to say about this insane follow up the classic original "The Howling". It stars the iconic Christopher Lee and eye candy 80's tittie movie star Sybil Danning as an immortal werewolf queen. It also features horrible acting, a plot that makes no sense, bad 80's punk music, bad and cheesy special effects, dwarfs, and werewolves that look more like apes. And oh did I mention werewolf orgies? Yes you read that right werewolf orgies. When the full moon sets will this movie be a howling good time or does it deserve a silver bullet to the heart?

Ep.240: Teacher Shortage

Class is in session, so take your seats and get ready for "Teacher Shortage". This indie slasher "stars" not one, not two, but three over the hill geriatric actress hobbling around, one of which is a Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. It also features some of the worst and most confusing lighting choices we've ever seen in a movie, terrible acting, poor writing, a bad and under developed plot, lazy and lame kills and one of the best looks sets of breasts we've seen sadly we don't get to see them bare. When the bell rings will "Teacher Shortage" rise to the top of the class or will it get an F and be sent to the principals office?

Ep.239: Chillerama

Hold on to your butts Moongoons, you're in for one crazy wild ride. This week's movie is one of the most disgusting and offensive movies we've ever seen and its freaking hilarious and awesome! Join us as we take on the listener suggested "Chillerama". This ridiculously over the top anthology features giant sperm monsters, gay werebears, a jewish Frankenstien, Hitler, and a horde of over sex-ed horny zombies. All of this is brought to us by horror directors Adam Green, Adam Rifkin, Joe Lynch and Tim Sullivan. Get ready to be offended.

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