We have two words for you; Uwe "mother-f'ing" Boll. This week, in what turned out to be one of our longest episodes ever, we took on the infamous disaster that is video game based "House of the Dead". This action horror movie, based on the Sega arcade game of the same name is just a train wreck from start to finish. It features terrible writing and dialogue, emotionless acting, and zombie king that looks more like a Dark Lord of the Sith. We hope you like matrix style slow motion 360 spinning camera shots because this movie has more of those then well... the matrix. And we can't forget the 10 minute long music video action sequence set to garbage rap-rock music.
Ep.218: House of the Dead
