Class is in session, so take your seats and get ready for "Teacher Shortage". This indie slasher "stars" not one, not two, but three over the hill geriatric actress hobbling around, one of which is a Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. It also features some of the worst and most confusing lighting choices we've ever seen in a movie, terrible acting, poor writing, a bad and under developed plot, lazy and lame kills and one of the best looks sets of breasts we've seen sadly we don't get to see them bare. When the bell rings will "Teacher Shortage" rise to the top of the class or will it get an F and be sent to the principals office?