Ep.200: Halloween 3 Season of the Witch

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Holy face eating masks Moongoons, we made it to 200! So we had to celebrate big time by finally taking on the move that Marshall has called the "bane of his existence", a movie that "blackened his soul". On the lighter side it does feature Tom Atkins pulling off impossible and inhuman feats of skill and strength. So gather around your speakers, kids because it's time for the big Horrible Horror 200th episode spectacular. 

Bonus: Julin Interview

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In this special bonus episode we were lucky enough to sit down with Horrible Horror Hall of Famer Julin. We talk about her acting career, including stories from "Sweatshop","Spirit Camp", and "Knucklebones" among others. We also talk about her life before acting, making friends on set, sleazy producers, and her new production company FoxForce. This interview was a lot of fun and we think it turned out great. Please check out her links:

www.foxforcemedia.com

https://www.facebook.com/groups/foxforcefilmmakingacademy

https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/vickysvacation?token=f79a1313587590efceb701dda2be00b9e1ca90431c1c2e4bfca916a80a38bb1f

Ep.198: A Crack in the Floor

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So I'm a bit drunk right now and am having a little trouble coming up with witty things to say about this episode. With that said no bell can save you from the terribleness that is "A Crack in the Floor". This 2001 indie slasher from Canada offers nothing new to the genre and includes all the regular offenders; bad acting, bad writing and directing and lazy off screen kills. However, it does have quite possibly the greatest Gary Busey acting moment ever caught on film. If you like characters telling stories that have absolutely nothing to do with the actual plot then this movie is for you.

Ep.197: The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger

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Whooot! Whooot! We're back, Moongoons! And we're bringing the heat, and by heat we mean an absolutely horrendous movie. For our glorious return we watched the listener suggested "The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger". This independent low budget Canadian slasher features all the usual suspects of a terrible movie, bad writing, bad acting, bad special effects, boring one dimensional characters, terrible one liners and out dated jokes. This is one movie that needs to stay lost in the woods. 

Bonus Ep: Bracketology 2020

Hey Moongoons, its that time of year again! Its time to kick off the annual Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we sit down to make this year's tournament bracket. Feel the excitement and drama as we randomly assign the field of 32 terrible movies broken down into two divisions, Camp Crystal Lake and Haddonfield. Then we go matchup by matchup to pick our winners all the to which horrible movie we think we will crowned this year's WORST OF THE WORST.

Ep.194: The Backlot Murders

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This week we're heading out to Hollywood where dreams come true and movie magic is made. Unfortunately nobody told the makers of "The Backlot Murders", a low budget slasher film from 2002. This may be the most formulaic movie we've ever seen on top of that it features a ridiculous looking killer, terrible and unimaginative kills, horrible acting and writing, and an under and misused 80's star. But hey, its not all bad the movie is filled with beautiful ex-Playboy models with giant wonderful boobs.

Ep.193: Holla If I Kill You

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What do get when you combine bad Def Comedy Jam washouts with a crappy slasher horror movie? You get one of the absolute worst movies we've ever seen. This ultra indie micro-budget film features terrible washed out comedians performing horrible stand-up, abysmal special effects, even worse acting, and the giant fat black girl from the 2000 college comedy "Road Trip". But what makes this even sadder is that the movie's actually has a good premise, but just completely and utterly fails in every aspect of its execution.

Ep.192: Furry Nights

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Their's is a cute, adorable, and often misunderstood culture but make no mistake if you mess with them they'll hunt you down like the dog that they're dressed up as. This week we watched "Furry Nights", an independent film from 2016 that has a great premise but ultimately fails and ends up being all over the place. The good guys seem more like the villains the villains are actually sympathetic, it flip flops between dark and serious and trying to be funny with slap stick cartoonish antics. Not to mention the down right terrible acting and writing. It's not all bad, the main villain looks awesome and scary, and there are some really good camera shots and lightning effects. However, in the end it's not enough to save this movie from itself.

Ep.190: Intruder

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Price check on severed head, can I get a price check on severed head? This week we took on the 1989 slasher "Intruder". This forgotten about and probably over looked horror movie is f*cking amazing! This movie has pretty much everything you could ever want in a good horror movie, the kills, special effects and gore are next level awesome. The writing is really solid, the acting is good, Dan Hicks absolutely crushes it and its oddly unique setting which at first we thought for sure was going to  make this a bad movie actually works really well. We know this is not the usually for us, and we were shocked when we realized that this movie is actually really awesome. So do yourself a favor and watch this movie, but don't forget to check out this episode too.

Ep.189: Mrs. Claus

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We're closing out our month long Christmas Horror Movie Spectacular and 2019 with "Mrs. Claus". This indie slasher from 2018 features the worst sorority Christmas party ever, one six pack of beer, an Amazonian sorority girl, an indie horror icon who seems dead inside and quite possibly the smallest and least intimidating killer ever put on film. However, its not a complete lump of coal it also has surprisingly good kills and they did not skimp on the blood effects. So, sit back with your cup of hot coco, finish off the last of the Christmas cookies and enjoy.

Ep.188: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3

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Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas is days away so that can only mean its time for our annual "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie. This year we're taking on "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out", a movie that takes everything from its two predecessors, says F it and throws it all in the trash. Does it feature a killer Santa Claus? Nope. Does it have anything to do with Christmas? Not really. Does the killer go around saying bad puns and cheesy one liners? Hell no, matter of fact he doesn't talk at all. But hey, at least it has the world's surliest and bitchiest blind girl, telepathy and a killer that might as well be a zombie wearing a Sci-fi brain fish bowl on his head complete with flashing lights and antennas.

Ep.186: Slay Belles

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This week we're kicking off our annual December month long Christmas horror movie spectacular with the 2018 "Slay Belles". This indie movie about Santa Claus, Krampus, and three hoes, hoes, hoes features good special effects, lots of fun and subtle humor, surprisingly decent acting and a fun but a bit dark take on Santa and Mrs. Claus. But, in the end after all the eggnog is gone will this thrill ride of a movie end up on our nice list or will it end up in the naughty list? Listen in to find out.

Ep.185: Gnomercy

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Alright Moongoons, we need to be real and honest for moment, this week's episode may not be the best and is probably not the episode for any new first time listeners to start with. You've been warned, but if you want to listen to Marshall loose his God Damn and go on an hour long anger rage filled ranted about this Canadian independent slasher, or if you're looking to punish yourself for some secret shame or just plain want to test your physical and intestinal fortitude then by all means sit down and strap in for a bumpy ride.

Ep.184: Nightbeast

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This week we're taking on the intergalactic space turd that is "Nightbeast". This 1982 sci-fi/horror movie features an alien in a silver disco suit, that looks like a hairless ape or General Akbar on meth, actors that look like washed up 70's porn stars, a biker with a bad attitude that has absolutely no bearing on the plot, a laser pistol that turns people into disco lights, a creepy Uncle, and politics. Because no horror movie is compete with out politics.